Friday, May 13, 2011

Spotted: FAKERY!

Beware fellow shoppers! Fake handbags have been spotted all around the L.A. area at an unusual rate! I'm just looking out for the good of mankind and want this madness to end! It's a fashion crisis, but hopefully a fearless leader will step in soon.... So here I am. Here are some helpful hints to spot the fashion terrorists:

Use that brain, Girl! 
Okay, when you're face to fake just pause and think.. "Would Coco herself ever design something sooo tacky?"

Smell it!
Get a good whiff of the damn thing. If it smells like mold or day old chinese food, don't touch it! The smell of an authentic bag should be of leather and money.

No, You Don't Need Glasses!
Your vision is perfectly fine.. It's the lettering on that bag that is all blurry and wonky. Open your eyes to high fashion!

Together we can take down these fashion victims, one Goach at a time.

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