Coming Back From The Grave

Its been years since I've posted, whatever. Recently I met with an amazing photographer Marco Patino who let me roll around in my under wear while he photographed. Of course, I'm a total amateur at this and I've even posted them unedited. Just to leave it a little more raw dog, I guess. Special guest star: Me

Keepin' It Classy

Anyone who's anyone who knows everyone knows that Artwalk is cool, but the after parties are where it's at. This past Thursday at the T&A showroom, the babes at Bohemian Society had their titties out (All for the sake of fashion of course!). A LIVE installation of naked models dripping in paint and pressing up on plain whites was the main attraction at T&A. The side boob is out and the full frontal is taking center stage! Watch out world!

AND THEN THIS HAPPENED:

Good Ol' Fashion Party Girls

In a sleepy boring world of drab colors and losers galore, Meadham Kirchoff's Fall 2012 RTW collection shakes you like a newborn baby. This is my sick obsession with clowns, glitter, rainbows, bats, fur and aliens realized. I want you to eat this with your fashion hungry eyes and tomorrow dream in glitter... whatever that means. This collection makes me feel that acid from two years ago kick back in, I hope you can relate.

Spring 2012 RTW: Pewking Pastels

I usually get grossed out when Spring starts approaching, it brings a bunch of bad vibes to me. I'm not a fan of the weird weather, boring holidays (my birthday included) and peeling off the winter layers to see sickly colored skin. This season I feel like I was slapped in the face with Spring 2012 RTW collections. Yes, pastels are included but paired with a punch of red and drizzles of black.

Prada Spring collection is a throwback, making me want to drink spiked milkshakes and go to Look Out Point to make out on top of the Cadillac.The 1950's are alive and Elvis LIVES! Ready to Wear has also given us Sarah Burton's seashell colored world with a taste of black leather at Alexander McQueen. The collection is dramatically beautiful and something that a modern day Marie Antoinette would wear. Here is your Spring Fix:

Don't Be Afraid

One of my fellow hermit friends, who also never sees the sun and thinks that the Razor flip phone is still cool, were talking nonsense. He apparently loves Madonna yet knows nothing about her Sex book. I am appalled by this person and ready to cut them from my orbit. You should have some knowledge of this profound book to be considered a fan of Madonna. If you ever get a chance to get your grubby hands on Sex, wear condoms on your eyeballs cause they will explode.